Well, Hello... What brings you around this time of year? Seeking the intimate details of my most romantic inner workings? That's too bad, 'cause there are none. I'm a holy man, so gotta abstain from those sins of the flesh, ya know? That's right: I'm celibate. Nah, I'm kidding--that's dumb. I am the self-proclaimed Lord of Loneliness, though. So, uhh, yeah, probably a bit rusty. That's alright, because I know there's sure to be hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of adoring fans passing by my page. So I'll put on my best suit, freshen my breath, and share my most endearing compliments with you, my beautiful audience...